OK, so maybe because I have no strength or energy whatsoever, just maybe, I watched the American Idol results show (on Fast Forward on the faux-Tivo, because I can only think so low....)
What the heck happened to Kellie Pickler's hair?!?!??! I understand she might be going for a more mature look, but MOM HAIR???? Was that really necessary???
Don't worry about me though, Herb's got a good line on a good rehab place, so I'll have this nonsense taken care of immediately.