Both of the kids are in the attic with the babysitter playing educational games or watching Shrek 2 (I'm not sure, they are supervised, I don't care!), Hubs is either asleep or passed out from the fever, (but he is breathing, so I'm letting him be), and I'm in the basement, watching Fox News, Al Sharpton is giving his opinion on Paris going back to jail.
1) I didn't know we even had Fox News
2) Why am I watching this?
3) Who will save my credibility, which has now been shattered?