April 21, 2008

This must be what heaven is like

  • The flight to Florida was on time
  • We all had seats in the bulkhead row
  • BB slept almost the entire way (as did super-amazing babysitter M!!!!)
  • Dumpling watched an ipod movie, played with a learn-to-draw-book and made chit-chat with the flight crew. She was on her BEST behaviour
  • The plane landed on time, the luggage was all retrieved promptly, the carseat made it, the car rental company offered us a better option for the same price
  • the house that Mortimer's Dad rented online is just as good as it looked. Sure, it's a vacatino rental: there are no 2 spoons alike and only 3 knives, but everyone has a bed, there are plenty of bathrooms, a fantastic patio over looking the intra-coastal
  • the fridge was full of beer (American beer, but hey, it's free!)
  • I manaed to find *THE* hockey game on the complicated satellite, so MD and M are watching happily, while  I type and drink beer.
  • Please let them win, this will be the PERFECT vacation!

April 10, 2008

Fever

No worries, I'm not sick... per say. I seem to have caught a case of mild Hockey Playoff Fever. It's a very common communicable disease around these parts but I have somehow managed to live my entire life without catching it once. As a young party girl, I used to be pretty good at faking the symptoms and tagging along for treatment when my buddies came down with it. After all, the recommended medicine is plenty of booze administered in a seedy loud bar in front of a giant TV, preferably by some cute members of the opposite sex.

Today is the first game of the playoffs and my city is besieged by the Fever. Everywhere you look, it's Habs flags galore. Respectable businessmen were walking around in hockey jerseys OVER their shirts and ties today. I must be getting old and my immunity must be low, because I actually got a little excited when they scored twice in the first few minutes of the game. And we were listening in the car.... Ususally, I need to have a visual or a lot of beer.

Fortunately, it seems to be a very mild case, as I was able to watch Survivor and made my husband watch the game on the TV in the attic instead. I worked on a prototype for my quilt and only checked the score once I new the game was over. But I checked, which is a clear symptom of being infected.

April 08, 2008

wax on, wax off

During our stay in Texas, the 4 of us renegades got together with 3 absolutely lovely bloggers who were also hitting the Canton flea market. They shall remain anonymous because I don't know them that well and they are not really in the updating mode right now. (also, I'm pretty sure my in-depth knowledge of celebrity gossip and outing of certain gay movie stars just scared them to death!)

Anyhow, during dinner the first night, I mentioned how I had my legs waxed before coming down, to de-winterize my legs, and Blogger A mentioned that she had never heard of such a thing and didn't know a single person who waxed their legs. Bobbi Jo and I were somewhat shocked, as waxing our legs is such a normal, regular thing to do. But we figured out that proper southern ladies wouldn't stand to wait the regrowth period before the next waxing, so shaving was better for them.

Now, I have found the complete and total opposite end of the spectrum..... let me ask you: how old were YOU the first time you got waxed? And your hoo-ha? 'cause I'm sure these girls got you beat....

March 16, 2008

Mortimer's Mom Winter Fitness Camp and Spa

When Mrs. Figby blogged about signing up for bootcamp, a light-bulb went off in my head.... I'd like to officially announce the opening of Mortimer's Mom Winter Fitness Camp and Spa.

Need to get in shape? Tired of the city-smog you've been breathing and want to fill your lungs with some fresh Canadian air? Have a pasty green teenager in your basement that needs to see some sunshine? Whatever the reason, my Winter Fitness Camp has it all.

  • Daily cardio workout of snow-shoveling.  Added benefit of arm-muscle building and serious back-strengthening.
  • Instead of boring ice-fishing, let Mortimer's Dad teach you the art of dog-poo retrieval from the in-ground swimming pool that is now filled with snow. (And easily accessible to the dogs because the fence is covered in snow.)
  • Some winter resorts offer Polar-Bear Swims. We'd like to offer you the Midnight Pajama Run down Main Street, chasing after Mortimer and Lucy, who easily strolled over the 8 foot fence, because the snow is HIGHER than the fence.
  • For those who've always wanted to try mountain climbing, we offer daily dog-walks over the snow banks because the city still hasn't cleared the sidewalks. Mortimer's Dad, an expert in winter-dog walking will teach you the fine art of dodging between perpendicularly parked cars, crossing a street when you can't see incoming traffic because of 2-3 meter-high snowbanks and finding a garbage can to dispose of dog poo in a football field-sized park covered in snow removed from the one street that was cleaned up.
  • Always fancied taking up dare-devil activities like bungee jumping or skydiving? We'll strap you to the chimney with a home-made harness and let you clear the roof!
  • As a bonus, the first person who digs up the cooler we forgot on the balcony in the fall gets to take home said cooler, filled with fluffy white Canadian Grade A, non-dog-yellowed snow!

But fear not! It's not all exercise and work! Dumpling and Beach Ball will be more than happy to school you in the fine winter arts of Snowpeople building, Snow-angel making and walking to the car without falling on your rear!

Accommodations include the orange guest room previously used by the Urbans and myself after knee surgery. Daily wine and cheese while watching horrible reality TV illicitly downloaded from the internet. Don't worry about getting plenty of sleep: the guest room is like a dark cave, since we haven't gotten to shoveling the windows and you can't see a damned thing!

Book now! We anticipate the snow remaining til late May, early June. Should you wish to travel at a later date, please note that work-out activities will be switched to:

  • moving all the furniture out of the basement to avoid damage during the impending flooding
  • spring clean up of the yard, which will include lunges in thigh-high mud, to retrieve any and all garden implements forgotten in the fall
  • heavy duty dog-washing to keep the mud OUTSIDE the house (think of it as heavy moisturizing, pore cleansing and removal of dead-skin from your hands)

So, who's it gonna be? Sign up, I promise yummy balanced Kosher meals, constant entertainment courtesy of Mortimer's Dad (can you say "Man Alive!"???) and the overwhelming cuteness of Dumpling and Beach Ball, all the while working out, sweating and building muscle, while never getting hot!

March 15, 2008

the nastiest 4 letter word: S*&%

it's the the word you are thinking...... S - N - O - W..... it's snowing again. It snowed all day yesterday. It's been snowing all day today. Not only did I have to do my usual Friday-afternoon path shoveling, but i also had to shovel the roof.... yep, because it's not enough we have to be worried about getting into the house and emergency escapes, we now have to be seriously  concerned about roof collapses (there was a horrible tragedy around these parts last week). So I spent the better part of the afternoon removing snow from the low-slooping parts of the roof and the shed.

Shed_1_2 it's hard to tell, but I'm on the left, waist deep in powder behind the shed, trying to get the 1 meter of snow on top down to a manageable height... I cannot imagine what is going to happen when this all starts to melt. I see months of mud ahead. And possibly basement flooding.... yeah!

In crafty news, tomorrow is the girls last week of ski-school. They like to end with a carnival, where the kids show up in costumes. Last year, I missed the boat, what with a new kid at home and all. So this year, I bought some pink flannel and spent 3 hours making them bunny outfits. Because you see, the ski-instructors dress up as bunnies.... Also, with all the easter supplies in the store, bunny ears were readily available. I needed 4 pairs, 2 for playing in the house and 2 for attaching to the helmets. I promise ski-bunny pictures tomorrow, but for now, behold the bunny-goodness that was all over the house today.

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March 09, 2008

snow, now with pictures

I know what you are thinking... that was I was exaggerating for effect.... let me show you!

This is Mortimer's Dad trying to get the kids into the house after skiing......

Img_2743_4 Notice that the snow bank is as tall as he is. Also, the balcony? it's on the FIRST floor!!!! yes, there is an entire level BELOW the balcony, at the front of the house. Normally, in the summer, we go up the right side and enter through the "front" door, which in fact is behind the house. But don't shovel it in the winter because the path is a good 40 feet longer than the path to the "back" door, which is actually in the front, under the balcony.

And this is what happens if you don't shovel the door for the entire winter:

Img_2749_1 that's right.... there is snow ALL THE WAY to the top of the door!

And the door we do use? This is what it looks like when we open it:

Img_2746_2 Trying to figure out just how high that is? Well, let me give you a little perspective........ That horizontal wood thing? That's the swing set...

But as much as we hate having to shovel ourselves in and out, we get rewarded with things like BB, who knows skies from the top to the bottom of the hill ALL BY HERSELF! one winter! Go Beach Ball! We're going to have to call you Snow Ball from now on!

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March 08, 2008

How can I Spring Forward if I'm stuck in the snow?

Some nitwit government official decided to harmonize Daylights Saving Time and now we are going to Spring Forward sometime tonight..... sure! Except I live in CANADA, and we just got a fresh foot of snow, bringing this year's total to 3.5 meters (Google says that's 11.4 feet). Think about that for a second..... a fresh foot of snow on top of the 10.4 feet we already had. And somehow this is Spring?

The weather-people says that we are within a few centimeters of a record, which was set in the winter of 70-71. That was my first winter, and thus I have heard over the years about how much snow there was the year I was a baby and how impossible it was to get around. Coincidentally, that year most of the snow came in March and some people are saying what we got this weekend might not be the last of it for this year.... Seriously? I love winter, I'm a winter gal, my kids have learned to love winter, we play outside, we don't complain when it's cold.

But enough already! We got to the country house and had to shovel our way in, only to have to shovel our way back out this morning because it snowed all night! Luckily, BB loves to shovel, so we put her to work! The thing is, there is nowhere to put the snow. Because now the snowbanks on either side of the walkway are too high to throw the snow over, so you have to push the snow ALL THE WAY down to path into the driveway. Thankfully the snow-clearing guy came to take that away, but unless the sun starts shining non-stop for weeks, there will be a pile of snow on the lawn until late June. 11.5 feet of snow takes a while to melt!

March 05, 2008

More tales from the hiring world

I hate hiring people.... It usually works out better for me if applicants are friends or acquaintances of current staff members (actually, I say usually, but this last time, it was a disaster!). This time, no one knew anyone looking for work, so we did the facebook/craigslist thing. Surprisingly few weirdos applied, there were no major red flags, almost everyone wrote a legible introduction note, so we had to actually read the resumes to find a dozen people to interview (we have 2 posts to fill).

Thanks for Facebook, we were able to "see" almost everyone beforehand. Not that I would hire someone based on their looks... But if I had seen a picture of the first guy before he showed up, he wouldn't have gotten an interview.... Dude looked like he had just come from a 3-day Dungeon and Dragon marathon, complete with unruly curly ponytail down his back and 2 totally black teeth...... thanks for coming!

If your Facebook states that in your current job you are somebody's b**ch..... I'm probably not going hire you.

One girl looked really promising on paper and was eclectic and arsty in a cute way in person.... But her Facebook pictures show her with KLEPTO written across her chest in black marker.... What you do on your own time is your business, but I'm a tad worried you might be too hung over to open on Saturday mornings.

One girl was clearly high. Which is too bad, because she was very talented and participated in a craft book that I own and would have been a great asset to the store... but drugs are bad. Especially DURING A JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! (Full Disclosure: I was sort of a little high for the interviews too, a nice combination of Extra Strength Tylenol Cold and a Triple Grande Non Fat Latte.... nice buzz! But at least my pupils weren't pinned!)

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Still sick, though at least able to leave the house and conduct aforementioned interviews. But now have resumed side-ways TV watching from the couch and am doing my best not to infect anyone else in the house. The pressure in my ears is making me feel like I've been stuck in a plane descending for the last 12 hours..... no amount of popping can relieve it....

March 04, 2008

I don't do SICK well

Let me start by saying that there was no way Super-Grandpa was going to let BB sleep in a room overflowing with furniture boxes and a mattress blocking the hallway.....

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We kept the crib in there, just in case she didn't like the bed.... yeah, we might as well have packed it up while the tools were out, because she was so beyond excited to sleep in there, she climbed right up and slept through the night and even waited for Daddy to get her out in the morning (I was majorly worried about her walking around)

Now, you know those super-moms who get sick and still somehow manage to do all their stuff and be cheery.... I am not one of those! I am majorly sick right now and dragged my sorry behind to the doctor's office this morning, only to be laughed right out of there.... it hasn't been long enough, and I just need to take some Tylenol Cold, drink fluids, rest and be a big girl. Instead, I am lying on the couch, watching TV sideways, drinking tea with lemon-honey sticks from Trader Joes and making piles and piles of tissues all around me. Because when I get sick, I cannot function. At All.

I hope Dumpling feels like watching a movie after school because that's about all I'm going to manage.

March 03, 2008

Unraveled - Updated with more crap news!

well, fuck me, I'm having a terrible day!

Some of my peeps are taking a sudden online-hiatus, which is making me totally freaked out, because a) it's all about me! and b) I have few real life friends, when the online friends take a  break, I get lonely (because, see a), it's all about me)

Last night, we went to see Bruce Springsteen (in case you couldn't make out that cell phone photo) and I made the mistake of listening to my husband when we left and he said that I didn't need a coat because it was nice outside.... it was FRIGID outside and by the time we got from the car to the restaurant and from the restaurant to the arena, I could feel my glands swelling. And on the way out of the arena, my scratchy throat from singing encountered the cloud of smoke from the people insisting on lighting up the millisecond they stepped outside..... so this morning: throat on fire, ears throbbing, no voice.... I am not feeling great.

THEN! (because it's not over people, not by a long shot) Hubs went to work, only to find out that that 2 people "working" at that store were resigning..... i put working in quotation, because we had been having issues and were seriously considering replacing them, but not this morning at 10 am...... Needless to say, we will be working A LOT in the next few weeks until we can find new staff and get them up to speed....

And finally, BB's big girl bed is supposed to be delivered today. It's past 1 pm and there is no sign of it. She won't take a nap because she was expecting to take her first nap in her big girl bed.... WHICH IS NOT HERE!!!!

1 pm is too early for wine, right? What about Gluwine, or whatever they call it... we use to drink it in Austria, some sort of mixture of wine, honey, tea... it's hot, it's gotta be good for my throat....

UPDATE: the bed is here.... or I should say, the boxes for the bed are here and clogging up the entire upstairs. Because apparently, Delivery does not includ Assembly..... which we did not know...... And I do not feel like assembling a bed today. I know I could, but I don't want to. So Hubs is giving them an ear full and I am off to search for throat medicine, or morphine.... whichever I can get my hands on.

February 21, 2008

Another Disney pleasure my daughters will never know

During our Disney trip, we took the girls to the fancy Cinderella dinner. It was sort of ridiculous, since it's very expensive and the food is just OK and you don't actually have dinner with her, just meet her on the way in, but if you have a 4 year old who's life-long desire is to meet Cinderella, you book it and shut up.

Going over the Disney brochure beforehand, I did spy the BibbetyBobbetyBoutique, that offers Princess Makeovers for 100$ a pop, and for a moment, wondered if we wouldn't be better served with a princess makeover for one rather than an expensive dinner times 4. And then, I saw a little girl looking like a cross between an Olympic ice-skater and a pageant beauty-kid: TONs of glitter-gel in her hair, which was tied up in a bun, from which polyester springy-curls extensions were attached. Her face was aglow in all manners of shimmer and shine. And she looked to be 5 years old, going on 45. Then we spotted another girl, then another, and finally, 3 who were not only made-over but were wearing princess gowns. At which point I realised they had all been the victims of the princess makeover and thanked my lucky stars I hadn't booked the thing.

So imagine my horror when I came across this little ditty on my gossip sites today:

Disney go ahead. Tell me this isn't totally freaking you out. 'Cause it sure as heck is freaking me out. Of course, to emphasise the blond-ness of the wig, they picked an Asian girl..... And why is she lying on her back on the floor?

February 16, 2008

Forget SAD, I have SOD

I might have suffered from a touch of Seasonal Affective Disorder in early January, but right now, I've got a raging case of SOD: Seasonal Out-of-Season Disorder. Let me explain....

In the city, we have a snow removal guy, and because of the layout of the door/driveway, we never have to touch a shovel, no matter how much snow falls. In the country, we also have a snow removal guy, who comes in a public-works type of snow blower and takes care of the extra-long, hilly double driveway. But he doesn't leave the comfort of his little cabin, so the 60+ feet of walkway to the door remains untouched until we get there on Fridays. In the past, I have managed to shovel us in, and when it got to be too much, my brother would come by during the week and make the path more walkable. But this year, we have just been walloped by storm after storm, and the snow outside the house is taller than I am. So today, I cried Uncle and hubs and I went in search of a nice small snow-blower (they call them snow-throwers now). I spied a really practical electric one online, but really, as long as it wasn't industrial-sized, I was going to be happy.

Except when we went to the first store, they were all out. And the guy gave me a look, like somehow, I was on a quest for the holy grail. At the second store, I noticed some patio sets in the Seasonal section. They still had shovels, but no snow blowers. Finally, we went to the third and last store, the biggest hardware store around here, where you can purchase all manners of odd tools. Seasonal section: filled with patio sets and lawn mowers.

LAWN MOWERS! There are 6 feet of snow in front of my door! It's mid-February, we live in Canada, where clearly, it is still winter, and it is still going to be winter for another 6-8 weeks. But forget about buying a snow-blower, what you can buy right now is patio furniture and lawn mowers. Apparently, they haven't had snow-blowers since January 15th.

So we bought an extra shovel, went home, and I shoveled long enough for my muscles to ache and my back to be sore. I managed to make a path about 24 inches wide, all 60+ feet. So good luck to the patio-set delivery guy, I hope the boxes aren't too wide!

February 02, 2008

Dispatch from Mayberry

There was an hour delay leaving this morning following the storm, but we have made it to Mayberry and are currently  borrowing WiFi signal and a bed from Figlet and Mr. Figlet.

First of all, LSP is delicious! It had been a while since we had seen her in person and OMG she is a big girl now, so very chatty and full of energy! We are having the best time with her, she warmed right up to us and is already best buds with Hubs.

Figlet was nice enough to drive us around today to show us Mayberry and surrounding area. The highlights were:

- Drove by Mrs. Figby's house! It looks just like it looks on the blog! We're hoping to get together with them tomorrow.

- Lunch at the Diner with LSP, then our first ever visit to Trader Joe's which was nice but didn't live up to the mythical proportions I had given it in my head... though I did by a ton of excellent chocolate

We had a fantastic dinner at home, since Mr. Figlet had just returned from a business trip and they were in need of some nice quiet family time. We are going to get out of their air for part of the day tomorrow and head to the city to do some work, but we'll all be catching up later and doing something fun, before the men abandon us to watch football. I'm told there is some sort of big game on tomorrow....

February 01, 2008

Wild and Crazy Nights (yes, plural!)

first off, just so you know I wasn't making it up, pictures!

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Now, I could write a long entry about how freaking awesome the show was, but I'm sure most of you don't care. if you do, just go read the excellent review in today's paper. I will say one thing though: the street light and snow in the encore..... FABULOUS! So BRILLIANT! OK, I am done with my Blue Rodeo love.... BTW, we were 2 of 8 people backstage last night, the others being contest winners.... who didn't know who the band members were! They knew the big songs, but when we walked back stage and Basil (last pic) was holding the door, everyone walked right by him, thinking he was a stagehand! So we ended up talking with "the boys" quite a bit, Hubs even discussed hockey with Jim, who is a huge Leafs fan (but we forgive him for that).

Now, the hair..... I cut my hair almost a year ago. And I really like having short-ish hair, especially since I can wear it curly or straight. But it was getting out of control since the last trim, and frankly, it's not very compatible with the Canadian winter.... the curls looked horrible after carpool with a tuque on, and the static builds up something fierce if I flat-iron it in the morning.... So I needed something a little bit different.

When I got to the salon, I mentioned the pros and cons of the cut I had, and then I mentioned that (hanging my head in shame), I sort of like Katie Holmes hair (congrats to Shelly, 1st to guess right). I mean, everyone keeps making fun of her for looking like a 38 year old mom (instead of her 28 year old self), but I'm actually going to be 38 this year, and I'm a mom! I didn't think my hair was long enough on the sides to do a bob, and I was a little frightened of the straight bangs, I've only ever had side-swept bangs, but I went for it.

My hair will never be as straight as it is in the pictures, that's salon hair! But I think it will do well with wash-and-wear and I can still do the curls if I want to.

Today, we packed the kids off to my parents, as we are heading off to NYC for a few days, to do our shopping at the gift show. We are staying at the Figlet Inn and hope to get together with the Figbys as well. Of course, there is a wicked snow storm underway now, so who knows if we'll actually make it out tomorrow, but we will get there, somehow! And with the kids being out of the house one day early because of the snow (no one wanted to volunteer to drive them at 6 am tomorrow morning, go figure!), we find ourselves with a free night tonight, so we are off to the John Mellencamp concert, with Tom Cochran as an opening act... I can't remember the last time I went out two nights in one week, let alone 2 rock concerts back to back!

January 23, 2008

Soon to hit a toy store near you?

In an effort to stock our stores with the coolest, best design products, I follow a lot of links online.....

While this particular link proved to be curious and fascinating, I'm not totally sure I should be ordering these.....

Gutfish "Dumpling, BB, come here and lets play Gut the Fish!"

But seriously, my favorite has got to be this one... I love plushies, I follow all the craft links to people making cool Crochet TV Dinners and knit hamburgers, but this.... not too sure....

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January 09, 2008

Rewind: 10 years ago

10 years ago this week, I was bouncing around, first in my cold and dark apartment, then my parent's fireplace-heated basement and finally, my uncle up north on the lake, who thankfully, had a gas-heated house.

We were in the middle of the Ice Storm. Wiki if you don't know what I'm talking about. It wasn't of Katrina-proportions, but for people around here, it was the worst natural disaster. I personally had no power for 8 days. I think my  parent's had no power for almost 2 weeks. Some people were in the dark for a month.

It was actually one of the worst time in my life, but not because of the storm. The first morning that it started raining on the 2nd of January, I was actually trying to make my way to the unemployment office to make a claim for the first time in my life. I had been downsized in late November but my severance package had carried me into the new year. I needed to fill out the paper work, so I shuffled my way on the sidewalk for blocks, and finally made it, soaked, to the unemployment office, only to find in shut because they had no power. By the time I shuffled back home hours later, my own apartment was dark too.  I had a night-school friend who had a warm basement apartment, so I camped at her place the first night. The next morning, I had to pay a guy with a big truck to tow me out of the ice-bank my car was stuck in. I had little money, but it seemed like the right thing to do. It turned out to be the best move ever, otherwise, my car would have been stuck there for weeks, as the city came to a screeching halt. The water plant shut down, people lived in shelters.... it was mayhem.

The interesting thing to me now is how  little I actually remember about the day to day. I remember not knowing where to go because I had two cats and shelters wouldn't allow them and people offering me a place to stay were allergic. I remember sleeping on a cot in front of my parent's fireplace, trying to figure out what we would eat. And I remember playing boardgames with my cousins once we were safe and warm at my uncle's house. All my cousins were there, a first since we were little kids.

But there was no blogging back then. And even if there had been, there was no power! But it's amazing to me how much I rely on the blogging now, to document, to remember. Things that happened pre-blog are Polaroid snapshots. But my life since blogging is a searchable-archive......

December 13, 2007

Air Canada hates kids!

So I have been thinking about this since our Halloween trip to Florida, but I'm finally ready to put it out there....

Air Canada has a new stroller policy. you can read it here. But basically, the allow umbrella strollers up to the gate, all other strollers must be checked as baggage and count as part of you allowed 2 pieces per person. I for one don't have a problem with the latter part of the policy, I understand about weight limitations on planes and I have no problem, when a family of 4 with 4 fully paid tickets has to use 1 of their 8 allowed pieces for the stroller.

My beef is with the checked luggage. Not being able to bring the stroller to the gate.... Take for example a 7:30 am flight from Montreal to Orlando. That means you have to be at the airport by 6 am. With 2 woken-from-their-sleep kids. And no stroller. We had to drag Dumpling and BB through security and then down to our gate. We were denied cart-transportation because they felt our gate wasn't far enough. At 6 am, with a 2 and a 4 year old, even a hundred feet is far! At our gate, there were several other families, I mean, it's a flight to Disney! Not one of them had a stroller. Because if you are going to walk around Disney for a week, you aren't bringing a crappy umbrella stroller, you are bringing your "good" stroller. So everyone was left without a means of restraining their kids. BB was sleepy and probably would have been quite content to nap in her stroller... it wasn't to be.

When we got to Orlando, no stroller until we got to baggage claim. So now we have 2 travel-weary kids to schlep through the Orlando airport. On the way back, the Orlando gate was a disaster. There was one mother, with a grandmother, and 3 kiddos, a 3 year old and 1 year old twins. They were all over the place, tired, cranky, bickering. I know she wanted nothing more than to put them in the stroller and walk around, lull them to sleep, but they made her check both of her strollers, because her double-Joovy doesn't meet the requirements (and her single stroller didn't either, because they have a length limit, and hers was too long). (For the record, if we hadn't take the Bugaboo, we also would have taken the Joovy, which is our version of the umbrella stroller, but would not have been allowed).

I wrote to Air Canada to express how unrealistic their policy was and this is the response I got:

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new stroller policy

Discussion Thread
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Response (Marianne Rowland) - 12/13/2007 04:51 PM
Ms. XXXX,

Thank you for your email.  We were sorry to hear that you were surprised to learn of the recent changes to our policy on allowing strollers to the door of the aircraft.

Air Canada continually reviews its procedures and services to ensure that our product offer responds to customer demand while keeping pace with industry standards and economic realities.    We continue to offer a generous checked baggage allotment, however, in the current environment of enhanced security requirements, customers have been checking more baggage than ever before.  In order to continue offering everyday low fares against a backdrop of record high fuel costs, we found it necessary to make some changes.  Our goal is to always have baggage arrive on the same flight as the customer, and our priority is to ensure that we can effectively handle the high volume of baggage while meeting the needs of the vast majority of our passengers.

In recent years the design of baby carriages has been enhanced, resulting in much larger models on the market than were available in the past.  Our official policy has always been to allow umbrella-type strollers to go to the aircraft door in addition to the regular free checked baggage allowance, but airport practices were very relaxed in that regard and more bulky models have been allowed to go unchallenged for quite some time.  Umbrella-type strollers are relatively inexpensive and many parents prefer them when traveling, as they are much more lightweight and portable than the heavy-duty variety.

Ms. XXXX, customer feedback is extremely valuable to us and we appreciate you taking the time to share your impressions.  We do hope that you will come to understand our position and that, in time to come,you will offer us an opportunity to serve your family's travel needs.

Sincerely,
Marianne Rowland
Customer Relations

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Here is the thing that makes absolutely no sense. As per their policy, we could have brought 2 small umbrella strollers to the gate and gate-checked them, AND brought our Bugaboo and checked it as part of our allowed luggage. So in fact, the way to get around the policy is to bring MORE strollers. Which completely defeats the purpose of their policy.....

I've been googling this and lots of the responses from Air Canada include the recommendation to bring a sling to carry your child. While that might work for an infant, tell me, which one of you wants to carry BB on your hip, all 38 pounds of her, through the airport? Yeah, I didn't think so!

So we won't be flying Air Canada, and if you have kids, I recommend you find another airline, because although their policy page starts with "Air Canada Loves Kids!", I beg to differ.

December 05, 2007

Help me graduate to a "real" camera

Last night, Dumpling had her last session of her gymnastics class for this year. She was marvelous. The pictures I took of the event are mostly sucky. The gym is big, the lighting is low, and my little point-and-shoot Canon works great for everyday stuff, but I couldn't get a decent shot from the bleachers. It was either too slow, too dim or too far. I can take a good picture up close, but slowly. I can take fast pictures by using the continuous setting, but it doesn't work with the zoom.  I ended up mostly using the video function, because at least I could get the combo of zoom and action.

But all this has me thinking that it's time to start thinking about graduating from point-and-click to a more serious camera. I think they are called SLR cameras, but I know nothing. Wouldn't know where to start. they scare me because the thought of having to lug around a big'ol thing is daunting. But then again, I always have a good size bag with me, or , if I'm doing pockets only, I could always get a nifty camera pack.

So. I know plenty of you are into photography and took classes, which should mean you know what a good camera is. What are your recommendations. Please remember I am a total novice. I understand certain principals, my dad used to have a nice 35 mm thing he took on vacations, so I know the basics about speed and exposure and lenses, but really, I know I will have to take some sort of class. I'm hoping there is something online.

Tell me: what camera would be good for a beginner who wants to  move up from point-and-click? Do you have a good class to recommend? Leave comments or email me. Comments are probably better, since my husband can read them. (hint hint... holiday gift suggestion.....)

November 30, 2007

Ending with a Splat

Alternative title for this entry: I think I broke my butt.

Last night, I was thinking I had nothing to write about for my last NaBloPoMo entry. And then, just like clockwork, because I was actually feeling much better from the antibiotics and I A) left my house, B) went to work and was somewhat productive C) hired a new very promising worker, I proceeded to slip on a patch of ice while getting in my car and fall flat on my rear end. It's a lucky thing I still have some padding back there, but seriously, ouch!

My sunglasses flew one way, my phone the other and I actually couldn't get up on my own. Luckily, the store owner next door was just getting in, so she helped me up. I'm fine, though I'm pretty sure I bruised my tail-bone, and I can't pick up BB to put her in her crib, but I think if I crack open my Mommy's Time Out bottle for Shabbat tonight, I'll but just fine!

So there you have it. Then end of daily postings. There is no way in heck I'm going to manage to keep this up in December with the busy selling season. And also, unless we start discussing my private parts, I'm pretty sure I have nothing left to share. So come back for asinine commenting on my daily life, cute kid stories and some obscure TV talk Because with the strike, I'm resorting to Brit TV downloads, and I can make you discover all new shows!

November 28, 2007

Full Disclosure

Back to the questions! (I still have no voice, but heck, I can type!)

The next questions were about my weight loss surgery. I have NEVER blogged about it. I'm not hiding it, it's just an uncomfortable topic for me.... So before I tell you anything, let me make a big ol' disclaimer: it worked for me, it doesn't mean it's right for you. This is my personal experience, I am not advocating for or against it in any way.

OK, so if you remember the Retro Friday posts, I was not a fat kid. I was not a chubby teen. I mean, I was no skinny minnie either, but I was an athletic and healthy person. I skied a lot, so I had larger legs than most of my friends, but we could always share tops. I got my first ulcer as a teenager. In High school. At the time, the doctor thought I was putting too much pressure on myself. I really don't remember much about it. I remember being sick at the dinner table and upsetting my mother. I don't think she believed me when I said I was in pain. I mean, teenage girl gets up in the middle of the dinner hour to throw up, most parent's wouldn't jump to ulcers right away....

Over the next few years, I began having other symptoms, lots of gut pains. Very very long story short, I was diagnosed with: stomach ulcers, duodenal ulcers, irritable bowel syndrome and at one point, irritable bowel disease. From the time I was 19 to the time I was 29, I was constantly on some sort of medication (Losec being one I remember fondly). Nothing worked. I would get it under control for a few months, and then I would have another "episode" and end up in the emergency room, begging them to fix it. They kept telling me they couldn't exactly figure out what was wrong with me. I did find one home-remedy that worked: I ate bread and pasta. Somehow, keeping my stomach a little full all the time kept the cramps and pain at bay. So i ate. For 10 years. And I got bigger, and bigger and bigger. By the time I was laying on the OR table, I was a size 22 and somewhere a little over 240. I know, you find it hard to believe.....

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I was very very depressed. But not the way you would think. I wasn't depressed and therefore eating. I was depressed BECAUSE I ate. Finally, after years of fighting with the doctors, one of them actually listened long enough to figure out that I in fact was not an over-eater or emotional eater and that I could stop eating, but whenever I did, the pain got to be too much. He was a GI specialist but he had an idea.... I went to see the gastric bypass specialist. The idea was that the surgery would effectively cut off 80% of my stomach and should, in theory, take away the problems (ulcers, stomach cramps, etc) I AM NOT SAYING THIS WILL WORK FOR YOU! This is what they thought might work FOR ME. Ironically, I wasn't big enough to qualify for a Bypass. They wanted me to gain 15 lbs. I wouldn't. So I went on the waiting list.

And then something incredible happened. The surgeon was going to switch from standard bypass to doing it laperoscopically. He needed a Patient #1. Someone who was big enough to operate on, but not big enough to risk complications. So they called me. We had just opened the store. It was the worst possible time to do this. I thought about it for about 5 min and agreed. I had the surgery a day before Christmas in 2001, 3 weeks after my conversion.

The surgery went well, but because I was Patient #1, they had to cut me open to check their work. That didn't go so well. In the hospital, I didn't react well to the meds and had crazy fights with the nurses over the IVs (because of the holiday period, I had to stay in the ICU for days because I couldn't be transfered). I finally went home after 5/6 days, but it was short lived. I believe I had 42 staples. During my first shower, I looked down for the first time. And there was puss oozing out between the staples. I almost passed out. I ended up back in the ER, where some resident popped the staples without giving me anything (can you say ouch?) and declared that I had a wound infection. They cleaned me up and sent me home. I took a turn for the worst. I ended up back in the hospital for almost  a week. Turns out one of the stitches on the pouch had popped and the tiny amounts I was eating/drinking were leaking inside of me. They fixed it, but they couldn't close me back up. That's right. I had an opened wound. For about 6 months. I had to have it cleaned daily, have a wick inserted to drain out the fluid. I had this on my wedding day. They thought my husband to clean the wound so he could keep it clean on our honeymoon. Romantic, right?

So here is the thing. The surgery went well but the complications were harsh. A wound infection can happen after any surgery. it's not specific to this. But an abdominal wound infection.... yeah, it's horrible.

Now for the good stuff. I was a size 22 the morning of the surgery in late December. I got married in May and I was a size 12. 10 dress-sizes in 5 months, doing nothing more than walking. I didn't take up exercising, I wasn't allowed because of the giant whole in my abdomen! On my wedding day, I couldn't believe I was a 12. I was over the moon. This was almost my high school size. But I kept loosing weight and by the time I was done loosing, I has settled at a JCrew size 8. I had never owned ANYTHING from JCrew, and now I was their most popular size (which sucks btw, because everything is always gone in size 8!) I even went down to a 6 for about a year when Dumpling came, because I was spending so much energy chasing her around, but those days are gone and I'm back to 8. I don't care. i really should exercises. I did yoga for a year, but mommyhood got in the way. I have all the same excuses everyone else does. I should do it for my long-term health, but I don't need to exercises to stay thin.

OK, so here is where I get all serious. It changed my life. I couldn't do any of the things I am doing today if I was still lugging around that extra 120 lbs. That's a whole entire person. But the main reason it worked for me is that I wasn't emotionally attached to the food. I didn't have a lot of work to do on myself or my psyche. I went to the support meetings, I saw the therapist, but in the end, my problem really was a physical one. I personally  know someone who paid a lot of money to have surgery in the states and is bigger now than they were before. Because it is possible to put weight back on. And if you don't work on why you eat, you will eat. tiny little amounts at  a time, but you will. and you will put the weight back on.

I eat like a skinny person now. I never have seconds, my portions are small. Think LeanCuisine size. There is nothing I can't eat, though very rich or very sweet foods will make my head spin. I metabolize the sugar/fat so fast, I get dizzy right away. So I have 2 bites, for the taste, and then I'm done. I don't feel hunger, ever. I'll know it's time to eat from other cues: lightheadedness, fatigue, etc, but hunger pains, I haven't felt them in 6 years.

The best part though? It's not the skinny jeans or the strapless dresses. It's the fact that since the morning of the surgery, I haven't had one pain. Not one cramp, not one ulcer. nothing. the theory, it worked for me. Clearly, I am much much happier as a skinny person. But really, I'm just happier as healthy person (ironically written from my sick bed!)

November 26, 2007

I just love this newest Britney rumor

Seriously, if you buy the rags and think any of it is true, hopefully, this one will make you see the light. I won't even bother linking, because it's sooooo stupid, but there a rumor out there, since this weekend, that Brit Brit is adopting. Twins. From China.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!

OK, I've regained my composure now. Seriously, how funny and crackpot is this idea? She's not 30, she's single, she coocoo for coco-puffs, and I won't even go into the extensions.... But just for one second, humor me and imagine what would happen if indeed, this rumor were true and Britney found herself at the White Swan with her Going Home Barbie and a set of twins.... What do you think would happen on the boards? Would they bedazzle her a lady-bug sweatshirt, or would there be a unified uproar? Because I would love nothing more than a thousand outraged red-thread ladybuggers taking on crazy Brit Brit.

OK, we'll get back to reality now. It's the staff holiday party tonight and I'm hoping to be clear-headed enough to participate in the festivities. Back for more answers to your questions tomorrow.

November 25, 2007

something smells minty

maybe it's the menthol I rubbed all over everyone chests, or the lovely menthol-laced tissues, or even the menthol-smelling Nyquil-immitation medecine..... Whatever it is, the smell is powerful enough to get through the nasal blockages...

And speaking of which, where is it written that when you become a mother, you will be responsible for the nasal passages of little people, including the irrigation of said passages, but worst, the removal of obstructions??? Really, my mom manual had no warning that I was going to have to de-clog tiny noses several times a day for days on end!!!!

November 24, 2007

Perspective

I spent most of the day feeling a little sorry for myself. The Cold has taken over the house. One incident of puke, 2 boxes of tissues, not to mention the rags (it's easier on the kids noses to just let them walk around with fluffy facecloths to use as hankies), a trip to the drug store (yeah! apparently, Canada escaped the cold-medicine withdrawal, and I was able to purchase kids' cold medicine)

Anyhow, I felt pretty crappy and gross and sorry for myself. Then, Mortimer's Dad suggested we watch a move we just got from zip.ca (think Netflcks, but Canadian). We saw God Grew Tired of US. How can I possibly feel sorry for myself for a stupid little cold after this? I had seen their story before on Oprah, and I always read whatever I come across about the Lost Boys. But this documentary... wow. Puts our consumerism in perspective doesn't it? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, I urge you, get your hands on this documentary. It's mind blowing.

I've been to many, many countries, and really, China is the closest I've come to feeling totally lost. And I knew about electricity and toilets and running water.... I just cannot imagine what they felt like during those first few  months. I am truly in awe.

But now I'm going to crawl under the covers with my NyQuil.... I just won't feel sorry for myself.

November 23, 2007

this week kicked my butt

Holy crap this was a long and hard week! Every one in our house got some manner of cold symptoms: Dumpling and I had scratchy throats and exhaustion, Mortimer's Dad and Beach Ball are of the seriously runny nose and nauseous variety.

Somehow, I managed 4 of the 5 window displays (no pictures yet, camera must be located). And I finally figured out a puzzling problem I had been having with a box of paper snow globe cards that has been sitting in the store warehouse since early October. I also attempted to hire a part time worker for the holidays, but so far, every applicant has either a) not attached a resume to their email b) written me an email using "U" "PLZ" and "IM INTRSTD" c) has failed to notice the location of the store in my ad, even though I wrote it THREE (3) times, once in CAPS, in the TITLE of the job post..... So needless to say, there have been no interviews

I haven't given up on answering your remaining questions, I just needed a bit of time to get through this week first. But I'll get back onto it, I promise!

And while you are waiting, why don't you head on over and congratulate Herb on a year of blogging!

November 22, 2007

Confessions

So my BFF Debberroo thinks she's the only one hiding things behind closed doors.... Ha!

Here, for her benefit and cheering up, I come clean and show you the piles of messes that are in my house.... But before I do, let me say this: *I* and I alone am the messy one in our house. My husband is a neat freak and we have a very nice cleaning lady 2 mornings a week. Between them, they manage to wrangle me a little. Were it not for them, these piles would be everywhere!

Front Hall:

Img_6325 Img_6326 Nothing says Welcome To our Home like: 4 Rubbermade Bin covers. Bins not there. Covers been then 3 months. At least they are covering the Countdown to China calendar. We went to China LAST FEBRUARY!!!! The calendar is covering a metal death-trap sled that we purchased at an antique show in August.....

the shoe bench.... Where clearly no one sits to put on shoes..... because it is covered in: Books, notepads, tissue box, a cupcake box (no cupcakes), cardboard boxes that were protecting the floor. Notice the neatly rolled yoga mat. My last yoga class pre-dates Beach Ball's arrival.

Img_6327 The fruit and veg baskets... Contents: 4 brown/bruised bananas, 1 bag of crappy apples, a box of Swiffers, a pile of assorted kitchen linens, including aprons, dishrags, etc.

Img_6328_2 The view out of our kitchen window.... Notice it snowed today. On top of the patio furniture. Because we ARE NOT prepared for winter. The toys aren't put away, the cushions are still on the furniture, the changingroom curtain is still dangling in the wind...... I am in charge of "big jobs" around here, and this job always gets the best of me.

And finally, the one area where even the cleaning lady fears to thread...... My craft room:

Img_6329 If I'm going to sew Loopy some curtains, I might need to clear off a small spot on the table.....

See Deb, you are not the only one! So, still BFFs?

November 19, 2007

8 things Meme

Lest you think I'm all serious and spiritual, I bring you the 8 Random Things about Me Meme that Beverly tagged me for last week. I'll get to the rest of the questions, including my weight loss surgery a little later this week.

  1. I spent a year living in Austria after highschool. You knew that. But you didn't know why: The Sound of Music.
  2. I also spend a semester in Venezuela.
  3. I don't get tanned, ever. Not even after a semester in Venezuela.
  4. I studied Russian in University, I can sort of still read it and maybe understand a word here and there, but the only thing I can still say is "I studied Russian in University but I don't speak it very well". Except I can say it REALLY WELL, which leads to all sorts of confusion!
  5. I eat a small piece of parmesan cheese almost every night. Except on nights when I eat a piece of cake, which is not often.
  6. I used to wear a pink bunny suit to teach skiing to kids. Get your mind out of the gutter! A very big, very unflattering bunny suit, that also fit 6' tall guys.
  7. I hate wearing socks. I resist every fall, until it's waaaay past too cold to be barefoot. Then I stay barefoot in my warm boots.
  8. I write notes on the top of my hands. I have a fancy phone, a laptop and a notepad in my purse at all times, but I still write things on top of my left hand almost everyday.

I guess I'm supposed to tage people.... Instead of tagging the usual suspect, about Debberoo, Jules, Elise, Katie J, Jenny, Susan (persimmon/pink), Elizabeth and Meg. All recent commenters. I won't bother linking, in case they don't want the traffic. if you do it, let me know, I'll send the readers your way.

November 18, 2007

and now for The Why....

With regard to my last post, let me just say, we are FAR from being good observant Jews. We just really try to make it work for us and it does play a very very important part of our lives. And we constantly adjust.

Now, the Why....

My parents are French Canadian and were raised Catholics in a very Catholic province in the 1950's, when schools were run by nuns and kids had to learn "Le petit Cathechisme" by heart. So like most people of that generation, they turned away from that. They themselves didn't practice. My mother used to take us to midnight-mass every year for Christmas, but it was totally about the choir. She would find which church was playing a choir she liked and we would get tickets for that mass. I was baptized, did my first communion and confirmation and went to private catholic high school. Yet the only churches that I ever entered were in Europe, on vacation. Even my high-school, though run by priests and nuns, didn't have religion anymore, we had Moral Education.

My father's family didn't live in the city. They all lived in the country, where we now have our country house. It's a small town, where the locals speak French and the populations swells every weekend and holidays. But it is also a town that was very welcoming to Jews, who set up their summer camps there and went skiing in the winter. When I was a kid, there was a kosher butcher on the main street of the village, and the fabric guy on the second floor was also Jewish. I know this, because going there was referred to as "allez chez le juif" (going to the Jew's). But it wasn't pejorative. it was just what they called him. It's weird. Anyhow, I realised years and years later, during my conversion, that the prized soap that my mother used to get stains out of clothes and that she could only buy from that store was not only Kosher, but the cute red or blue dots in the middle of the bar were to indicate if it was the Milkish or Fleishig soap!

So I was pretty familiar with Jews, of all kinds. There were the totally assimilated families, with the fancy cars and big houses around the lake, and the totally orthodox families who would walk by on Saturday on the way to services, wearing all black. It was never a strange sight to me. Actually, I was very curious about them.

Then, I must have been 12 or 13, I read Anne Frank. My life changed immediately. I couldn't understand. I was horrified. I felt a connection that I have never been able to explain. How could it be, that your life would be threatened only because you were Jewish? That made no sense to my young teenage self. So I started reading other things about Judaism. And I longed. I wanted to belong. I wanted to learn more. I wanted to be a part of it somehow.

Luckily for me, I spoke excellent English and I worked as a ski instructor for my uncle's ski school. So, starting when I was 14, I spent every Sunday teaching Jewish kids to ski. They didn't come on Saturdays (apparently, I only had observant students!), but I was one busy girl on Sunday! I loved the kids and they seemed to like me. I ended up babysitting for a lot of those families on Saturday nights. Eventually, once I was old enough to work, I got jobs working for their various families. At 16, I worked as a mother's helper in Ottawa, the first time that I came to learn all about keeping Kosher, attended a Bris, became a Shabbas-Goy, the person who does things on Saturdays that Jews can't do. I also worked in a factory-store owned by another family. They were Sephardi. That's how I learned about the differences between Ashkenazim and Sephardi Jews. I also ended up babysitting a lot for that family and helping the kids do their homework. I was great at the French homework, the Hebrew was another story!

I would accept any invitation these families extended to me. They especially liked hiring me to babysit the kids on nights when they had things going on, like Passover, Rosh Hashana, etc. By the time I got to college, I was very well versed in Judaism. I also spent the year after high school in Austria, near a salt mine where Hitler hid stolen art. I read everything I could about the Holocaust. I tried to go visit the camps, but I couldn't arrange it.

I studied languages in College and the very weird thing was that most of the other students learning German were Jewish. I became very very good friends with 4 or 5 Jewish girls, one of whom was the daughter of Survivors. Every time I got to visit her house and speak to her parents, I felt like I was in the presence of..... I don't know, there are really no words to explain it. It was that same connection I got from reading Anne Frank. I could feel it in my bones, the connection.

I felt that connection one other time. After college, I went to visit one of my friends (Jewish, of course!) who was working in D.C. One afternoon, I went to visit the Holocaust museum. I spent hours watching videos from the Shoa Foundation Project. And then I walked into the room of shoes. If you have been there, you know what I am talking about. There you stand, the walls filled 25, maybe 30 feet high, with shoes taken from their owners. I must have stood there for over 30 minutes. I couldn't move. I felt like I had to make up for it someone, I had to fill one of these pairs of shoes.....

After college, except for my job in the airline, I only worked for Jews. I didn't plan it, it just happened like that. First Mr. C, then Mr. G, who introduced me to Mr. K, and then to his cousin, Mr. N. I was shocked when I took my job at the airline and I found out I no longer had Passover as a holiday! I had never worked passed 2 pm on a Friday! I belonged. I remember once, a Rabbi came to the office to distribute Hanukkah candles and he left me a box. I tried to explain to him I wasn't Jewish and he just laughed and said "Nonsense! you'd be perfect for my nephew Shlomo!"  And I used to buy lunch at a little Kosher Deli around the corner from another job I had and for the entire 2 years, I had to repeat to them over and over again that in fact No, they couldn't introduce me to Hymie, or Yaakov, or whomever the newest marrying-age guy was....

So yeah, by the time Hubs and I had that faithful conversation at the bar, and he said he couldn't be serious with anyone who wasn't Jewish, when I said I couldn't either, I meant it. 100%. I hadn't really known before then, didn't know there would be a conversion, didn't know what the details were going to be. But I knew that I was going to live my life as a Jew. I just hope in some way, I can fill one of these shoes one day.

(As an aside, during our fertility treatments, they insisted on testing me for CF, since my husband has it. It turned out, that I am a carrier of CF, although no one in my family as far as we can look, as ever suffered from it. Here is the kicker, there are two main genetic mutations of CF, commonly referred to a French Canadian and Ashkenazy Jew. Take a guess. Which one do you think I carry????)

November 17, 2007

So, I'm Jewish!

A couple of different questions related to my conversion. I was going to write two posts about it: the How and the Why. The Why is a much, much longer post. I didn't convert because I married my husband. Well, I did, but it's not the only reason. It was a very long time coming. But I'm not sure that's a post I can write today. So instead, let me start with a very brief recap, and then the How.

I met Mortimer's Dad on New Years eve. We hit it off over a Blue Rodeo song. He was living in a different part of the country, in town for the holidays. We called each other A LOT. We had a date 2 weeks later. I never went out with anyone else ever again.

On our second date, at an Irish Pub, he told me he really like me, but he just couldn't see himself being serious with someone who wasn't Jewish. I told him neither could I. There, that was it. The day I finally decided to convert. We had been on 2 dates.

At first, it was totally hypothetical. We just talked about his upbringing. He grew up Traditional. Went to services with his grand-father every Saturday, ate Kosher at home. When the time came about a year and a half later to look for a conversion program, we looked into the different possibilities. You can obtain a recontructionist/reformed conversion after a couple of classes and a small donation to the Rabbi's fund. There is a great Conservative program here that we seriously considered: women can wear pants, they don't necessarily refuse you for living together and it's fairly short, less than a year. And there, there is the Orthodox program. It's long (mine ended up taking just under 2 years). It's very, very strict, and a lot of people don't finish it.

But looking down the road, at our future lives, our future children, I just couldn't do a  program that wouldn't make me Jewish in everybody's eyes, that would make our kids not Jewish. Because if you convert Conservative for example, Conservative Jews recognize your conversion, but Orthodox  Jews don't.

So the long program it was. Weekly classes, Synagogue attendance, skirts only, Kosher in and out of the house (I bought so many dishes!) I learned to read Hebrew and to pray. I learned a LOT of rules. So many rules..... the first vessel and the second vessel and the third vessel... that's only to make tea on Shabbat! It took a bunch of trips to the Mikveh to cleanse my new dishes (the old ones couldn't be made Kosher).

There were times I wasn't sure I was going to get through it. The level of observance they expected from us was extremely high. Modern Orthodoxy was frowned upon. It was "Frum" or nothing. (that's a Yiddish word for observant)

Then, I got the call for my weight loss surgery and I just couldn't imagine something bad happening to me and not being Jewish. So I went to the Rabbi heading the program and asked him if I could please be converted before I had my surgery. I think that sealed the deal for him. I was righteous enough (this is a big deal, being a righteous convert)

I was converted on Dec 6 2001, on my father's birthday. The actual ritual of conversion is simple: go to the Mikveh, prepare yourself by bathing, get inspected by the Mikveh-Lady, dunk in water several times in front of 3 Rabbis, say a blessing, get a Hebrew name. Mine is Haya (life).

After my conversion, we still had to wait 6 months to get married. The program requires it. I got to lose a bunch of weight during that time. For the first year after we got married, I still wore skirts every day and I even covered my hair, though with cute hats, not a wig. But eventually, it just wasn't right for us. I have to admit, it was much, much easier being "modest" in dress when I was very overweight. Because as cute as the size 6 skirts were, I wanted cute tight jeans.

So we settled on something that works for us. Our take on modern-orthodoxy. We keep strictly 100% Kosher at home, with symbols on everything, 2 sets of everything, double ovens, double sinks, the works. We observe the Sabbath the way a family with 2 tiny kids can: we don't make it to services very often, the kids just squirm too much, but we lay low at home. We have Shabbat dinner every Friday night. Dumpling knows all the blessings, she's even started saying the Birkat Hamazon (grace after meals), which is really heartwarming to watch.

In the end, we'll end up somewhere between Traditional and modern-Orthodox Jews. We eat pasta and fish outside the house, we attend services as often as possible, more as the kids get older and can stand it, we teach them the values and traditions of the Jewish faith. But they are converts as well, and ultimately, it will be their choice when they turn 12.

PS: in case you are wondering, I wrote this post BEFORE Shabbat! Thanks to the wonders of modern technology and post-dated posting, I can have it appear in the middle of the day, when I'm actually no where near the computer!

November 16, 2007

you'll have to give me 24 hours

I had every intention of writing the first part of my conversion post today.... but alas, it wasn't to be. I am still swimming in website updates and french labeling to satisfy the language police, so I have been working harder these last 2 weeks than the last 2 years combined.

Its freaking BB out. She is not liking it at all. She keeps looking at me, tilting her head and asking: "Wo'k?". And then when I come home, if I leave the room even for one second, I hear "Wo'k?"  So to keep things a little more stable, I have packed up a tons of products that I have to work on (creating French label that look like they are part of the original packaging) and brought them home. It's still work, but I'm guessing that working in the playroom with her doing a puzzle is going to be better than working at the store. On the one hand, I do get more done when I'm not interrupted every 5 seconds, but she's really clearly reacting, so the work will have to be done at home.

I'll work on the conversion post and put it up on the weekend. But only AFTER I watch the first episode of Project Runway 4...... I have my priorities!

November 15, 2007

How I came to sell Knick Knacks (answers part 3)

Susan of Persimmon and Pink asked how we came to own a gift store and what makes it successful....

It's a weird story, sort of.... I studied languages and communications in University. I graduated with a BA in German and Spanish, with a minor in Russian... yeah, super useful! Actually, it was. I worked my way up from writing documents in the industrial real estate business,, to a communications job in the sewing industry, which lead me to a job as a corporate communications officer for a printed circuit board manufacturer and split my time between NH/Boston and Montreal. It was UBER boring stuff! I ended up on the first level of management in the airline industry. If you think printed circuit boards is boring, try managing the publication of a manual on the transportation of dangerous goods. In 4 languages. (see, it came full circle, I got the job because I could read 4 of the 5 languages the book was in)

How I came to leave my job in the airline is actually more pivotal than how I came to sell gifts. I was 27-30 when I worked at I*TA. I was management. I was a woman. The only other women in my department were support staff. The only other person under 35 was a man. So any meeting I went to, I was referred to as "the Girl" (they loved to ask me to get them coffee). Even though I was the only person who understood that the future of that publication was on CD or on-line, it was like talking to  a brick wall. I worked super long hours, and the level of frustration was immense. Then, I met my husband, who was finishing up  law school. Eventually, he moved back to town. Then, my grandmother died in the summer of 2000. I had just turned 30. And while I took 3 days off to deal with her death, my boss took my most recent project, slapped his name on the cover, made a presentation and claimed the entire thing as his own. I quit a week later.

While I worked there, hubs and I had enjoyed the perks of the travel discounts (cheap flights, very cheap cruises, etc). Whenever we traveled anywhere, we loved to explore the little shops. While he was studying for the bar, I spent a year doing volunteer work for an after-school program for under-privileged kids. I went on interviews, I looked for a job, but really, I took time to give back (and live off the unemployment that I had NEVER collected once in my adult life. I got 7 months of pay out of it). Eventually, I came to a few realisations: I didn't want to go back to the airline business. If I was going to do communications, it was going to be on some sort of independent basis, because we were going to get married and have kids, and I wanted to work AND be home.

Then hubs took the bar and started his internship. And he hated it. The hours weren't good for someone who's health is not good. And he had chosen immigration law, which was possibly going to put him in close contact with people who had health issues. Somehow, in the summer of 2001, we hatched a plan to open a store like the little stores we visited everywhere. I really don't remember an actual conversation. It was more of a "what if" or "we really should look into"....

It was a big summer for us. We bought a house. I was on the tail end of my conversion program. And we started talking about where we would put a store, if we did it. We were debating between 2 neighborhoods, and one day, the crappiest, tiniest dollar store went out of business. We didn't know what we were going to sell, we didn't have the faintest idea of where to start, but we found the landlord and signed a 1 year lease a week later. It was so tiny and so cheap, no matter what, a year of rent wasn't going to be tragic.

When the time came to figure out what we were going to sell, we looked through our house for all the cool knick knacks that we had bought together. We figured out who made the stuff and hunted down the companies. When we opened 2 months later, pretty much every thing we sold in the store was something we had bought ourselves at some point. That sort of stayed our thing. If we wouldn't buy it for ourselves or to give it to someone we know, we won't order it. I think that answers the second part of the question. We don't sell something just because it's a "hot" item. A rep tried for 2 years to get me to carry some plastic shoes that were going to take over the world (turns out the first factory is local), and I just didn't feel it. Sure, we could have sold THOUSANDS of those ugly shoes and made a ton of money, but it just wasn't right for our store.

It's been 6 years now. We closed the first store last summer when we moved it to a completely new area. We also opened up the big store in the touristy area 3 years ago..... and then the on-line business.... it's crazy. We just didn't want to work in our respective fields. We wanted flexibility to be home and take care of our kids. We wanted jobs that would allow us to have fun, and be doable for MD's health.... who knew it was actually going to work? (actually, nobody knew. everyone thought we were totally insane. you can only imagine the conversations MD's family had with him.....)

One interesting note: I was at the store, painting the walls, on 9/11. If could have been in the airline business. The person who took over my job ended up spending months down there.....

November 14, 2007

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Here we go with the next questions:

Sparky asked about Disney... What are your top three "must see" things in Disney for kids? What are your top three "don't bother" things in Disney for kids? Do you think it is insane to take a two year old to Disney?

  • We took Dumpling once just before her 3rd bday, and just now, at 4 1/2. She had a good time the first time. But this time, she was in HEAVEN. BB had a good time, being jsut over 2, but she still slept a lot, and she was terrified of the characters. I don't think it's crazy, you just have to go at their rythm: half days at the park, nap, then pool activities or something like that. You cannot do an entire day at the park, even with a nap in the stroller, it's just too much.  Top three musts are lame, but really, we did them over and over and over again: Small World and Tea cups, and anything where you can see their favorite caracters, even if they don't want to go up close (Winnie the Poo comes to mind). Dont' bother with: The Jungle Cruise. LAMEST thing ever! Don't bother waiting for character-meets in the big tent at Mickey's Toontown... find another spot, the lines just arent' worth it (we didn't even step foot inside). Don't bother with Epcot. It's totally over their heads.
    Last tip: make restaurant reservations. for Lunch AND dinner, for every day that you are there. Because if you don't feel like the counter stuff, it's impossible to find a seat in a sit-down restaurant. Better to have the reservation and cancel it if you don't feel like it anymore. Make them long in advance. We tried to make lunch reservations when we got there on the first day, and there wasn't a single restaurant in the park that could seat us. Ditto with dinner, we ended up having to book at the Japanese pavillion at Epcot, which was the absolute furthest we could have had to go, and NOT kid friendly at all.

Katie J asks: What was your favorite holiday as a kid? As an adult? Where are some of your favorite vacation spots? (With and without kids.) If you could have one super power, what would it be?

  • For sure, has to be Christmas. But not because of the reasons you think. We would spend the entire holidays "Up north" at the country house, where all my cousins lived year-round. I would ski on Christmas morning, the slopes completely empty, it was heaven! Today, I like Sukkot. It's a very festive holiday that involves no gifts, but it's an entire week of festive meals, in the Sukka, which I get to built and decorate. My kids think it's the absolute coolest, and I guess that's why I love it so much.
  • Vacation Spots.... We went to the Amalfi Coast on our honeymoon and I would go back there any time! Just fabulous. Argentina was also wonderful. Closer to home, the Martitimes are great: Nova Scotia and PEI. We were supposed to go spend a week in June before hubs got sick. My default favorite go-to though is and always will remain Miami. It's got sun, sand, and fabulous shopping, I can be there by lunchtime and I know my way around.
  • The superpower one has me stumped. I don't think in such terms. I guess the power not to need sleep. I would get so much more done, and I could watch every single TV show known to man!

November 13, 2007

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Well, there are some interesting questions, and I certainly can think of a bunch of new topics! So in the name of fairness, I will start answering in order. Some will get short answers, some longer, and some will get their own post topics.

Harry asked: Are there any good sushi places in Montreal? What kind of shoes does Mortimer's Dad wear? Are there insane people in Canada that accost you in the super market? Are Uggs popular in Canada?

  • There are some amazing sushi joints in Montreal, most of which I don't go to..... in general, sushi is very pricey here, and the top quality joints aren't exactly Kosher-friendly. (A side note on my level of Kosher-ness: we eat outside the house. Fish, dairy, vegetarian. In certain very rare circumstances, chicken. Steak at Moishes because that's a whole other story.) But I don't eat seafood and I only eat "Kosher" fish: scales and fins. So it's sort of pointless to go to Atami or Azuma, where they are re-known for the eel or other fancy non-kosher stuff. We do occasionally go upmarket to Juni or Ginger, which are sushi, but more like fusion..... you can't go wrong with Kaizen, and we often go to Mikado, which has several nice locations.
  • Mortimer's Dad's shoes.... As herb can attest to, MD mostly wears what I lovingly describe as is "retard-shoes" (spare me the PCness, I know, but trust me, the shoes warrant the name). They remind me of Kramer's shoes in that episode of Seinfeld, where everyone thinks he is "challenged"... I hate these shoes with the passion of a thousand suns. he thinks they make him look cool...... you be the judge.

Shoes the thing is, he has LOTS of other shoes: loafers, lace-up, even really nice Italian mules from our honeymoon.Everything from Ecco to Hush Puppies, to handmade in Italy. My favorite are a caramel-colored lace-up retro pair I call the bowling shoes, which we bought in this super hip store in South Beach. Yet these are the shoes he wears everyday....

  • There might be insane people at the supermarket, however I have managed to avoid them. I did recently have an encounter much like the one Figlet recounted, except the crazy person accused ME of being off my meds.... we had just gotten back to our parked car, a Volvo station-wagon was double-parked and blocking us in. I noticed there was a passenger, so I walked over to give a little wave and indicate that we wanted to leave. The lady looked at me, screamed RELAX and kept cursing in her car. I turned around and got in our car, sort of puzzled. First, she slid into the driver's seat and put the car into gear. But instead of moving out of the way, she pulled more along side us, got OUT OF THE CAR and came up to Hub's window and screamed at me that I forgotten to take my meds and what the F was my problem..... The whole thing was very weird, because we were actually parked in front of a pharmacy, and I can only imagine what the river of the car was getting for her inside!
  • People do wear Uggs. But the big fad is past, that's for sure. However, people here where Uggs out of necessity: it gets cold, and we get lots of snow, so warm and comfy boots are the  only way to get through the 3/4 months of winter. I myself own two pairs. Orange regular Uggs, and some tan tailored (ie not slouchy) ones with a little pocket on the outside and a zip on the inside. I would say that I wear them every second day in winter. But if I wear them to work, they are to-and-fro wear only, I keep shoes at work, or I bring a pair that matches my outfit.

I'll tackle AmFam too in this post, and keep the rest for the coming days:

Are you really going to try to get a TV gig?

How is Mortimer's Dad's health at the moment?

What are the big sellers at the store for this holiday season (I am a very sucky gift buyer, so that is totally a selfish questions.)

  • Truth be told, probably not. I would have to actively pursue that, make calls, bug people, and frankly, I am waaayyyy too lazy and too busy to do that. Whenever I get an opportunity related to the store, I do mention it to the TV people. And there have been little hints here and there, but I just have too much on my plate. Someone did suggest podcasts and I have to say, I'm considering it. I just have to figure out how to do it, the format, what to do it about.....
  • Mortimer's Dad is fine, thank you very much for asking. That June episode was freaking scary, but he bounced back to his regular health status and seems to be none-the-worse. Of course, we are always on our toes, and it's certainly putting the thoughts of a #3 on the very very back burner, but for now, he's great.
  • Best sellers... that's hard. We sell things that make people laugh and have some real use, but really people come to us during the holidays for gift-exchanges, gifts to people they don't know etc.  Our all time best baby gift is the Babywr*pper. As for holiday gifts, the Fr*ed collection is always very popular, especially this, and this and this. (Am making the links vague, because I don't want my personal blog to get the hits for people searching for these things) If you are looking for kids, you cannot go wrong with any of the Pl*a*y Scenes. The wine bottle totes under Kitchen/Barware are very very popular, as are most of the products in the office section.... (end of product placement!)

I'll continue with more answers tomorrow. Thanks for playing along!

November 12, 2007

Revelation: I cannot eat cereal

This is sooooo totally random, you'll have to forgive me.

I cannot eat cereal. Something really weird happens when I eat cereal. About 10/15 minutes after I eat it, I get totally dizzy, somewhat nauseous and I have to lie down for an hour. Not exactly practical after breakfast.

I don't know why this happens. At first, I thought it was the milk, as I am lactose intolerant. But it happens also with lactose-free milk, and on the rare occasions when I have attempted with soy milk, I had the same problem.

Then I thought it was the sugar, since I like to eat either Captain Crunch, Fruit Loops, or the old fashion large block of Shredded Wheat (with a healthy serving of sugar on top). But I have tried Special K, Special K with berries and the Almond