ok, so I had wine, but DUDES! she lipsynched OUT OF SYNCH, in a glittery bathing suit, and didn't know the choreography!!!!!!!! This was the best thing on TV!
Even Rhianna was laughing at her!!!! (Shut up! I know who Rhianna is!)
Edited to Add: and Now Sarah Silverman just nailed the final nail in her coffin.....
ETA#2: I am officially too old for this.... It's soooo Sensory Overload! The tables light-up, it's in a casino, the main stage isn't very big but there seems to be 2/3 other smaller stages... I'm getting whiplash...
ETA#3: The Foo Fighters look as old as I feel... wait, we are probably the same age..... anyhow, they look like the parents took over the kid's band practice. And big suprise... 50 and Kanye, together on stage... come on! I don't know their music, but their stupid rivalry these last few weeks was PR manipulation by first year PR students...
Why is Beyonce wearing a gold toga? and who is Chris Brown? I sort of like the song I just heard.....
ETA#4: I soooo didn't mean Chris Brown! I know that song, it's soooo annoying! Some white dude was signing a really cool bluesy tune going into the commercial and Chris Brown's name was there... Also, apologies to my readers with feeds, I know it will show a thousand updates. Also, I am hitting refresh on a few favorite gossip sites so much, I crashed my IE..... maybe Microsoft is trying to protect Britney!
ETA#5: actually, Chris Brown dancing old school a-la MJ was kinda cool. And I take comfort in the fact that Puff-Daddy looked as old as i feel too! Dude looks old enough to be their fathers! (And I know he gave up Puff Daddy, but I am uncool like that.)
ETA#6 Justin Timberlake just admitted he felt old being there! If he's old, I'm freaking ancient. That's it, I give up on this. I was what I wanted to see, peace out!
Had to come back just once more to say: Pamela Anderson looked great! But like a mom! In a respectable dress that covered all her major erogenous zones... hell = frozen!
I'm off to youtube. I'll check back later for further updates. Save a glass of wine for me.
I have to ask. Who is Rhianna? I though she was a bad Stevie Nicks song, as opposed to her good ones?
Posted by: Herb | September 09, 2007 at 09:17 PM
AAAAGHHHHHH! I'm missing it! We have no TV, no couch, no cable, no satellite, it's just me and the kids and the cats and the dog in an empty, smelly house, and I missed Britney's trainwreck. Feel sorry for me, please.
Posted by: mrs figby | September 09, 2007 at 10:01 PM
Sometimes I think I should buy a television just so I can "keep up" in converstation-I so didn't follow any of this ;) ~lmc, who thought AJ was a singer until a year ago...
Posted by: lisa | September 10, 2007 at 09:19 AM
that britney was just classic bad. And I mean BAD. I couldn't even watch the whole thing, too loud and bright.
Posted by: Jenny | September 10, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Wrote about this today. Seems we felt the same way about being too old!! :)
Posted by: baggage | September 10, 2007 at 10:14 AM
That was Adam Levine and the band Maroon 5 - white guy singing. He's a total player - kicked boots with Jess Simpson fresh off of Nick Lachey, then went up to Nick in a bar and told him about it. Yeah, I'm too old for this stuff myself - but if we didn't have these train wrecks to compare ourselves to, where would we be? Britney's shiz was as bad as it gets, it was sad. That weave alone was reason enough to boo her off the stage. Man, when Silverman said "Pot calling the kettle whorey" to Paris Hilton - I thought I was going to pee my pants - and I didn't even have any wine.
Posted by: shelly | September 10, 2007 at 04:59 PM
hey v-I owe you big time-reception for out of town business associates tonight and everyone started talking about the brit incident-I was actually able to participate in the conversation based on your cliff notes-and they loved the idea of someone live blogging the play by play-thanks! ;) ~lmc
Posted by: lisa | September 10, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Yeah, Britney was scary bad. But I am taking personal offense at anyone who calls her fat because, brothers and sisters, that is NOT fat. Just maybe a little loose in the bellyish area. Loved Sarah Silverman's Madonna-viper reference. Awesome.
Posted by: Amyesq | September 11, 2007 at 01:28 AM
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap. "
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep."
I cried from laughter
Sorry, if not left a message on Rules.
Posted by: Melissik | May 06, 2008 at 06:09 AM